Privacy Policy
Last Updated: January 2025 (or whenever we remembered to write this)
TL;DR (The "I Actually Read This" Version)
We're not selling your data to supervillains. We barely know what we're doing with our own data. Your privacy matters, and we're not creepy about it. That's basically it.
Introduction (The Boring But Necessary Part)
Welcome to the Gunner's Games Privacy Policy, a document that exists because lawyers said we needed one. We promise to make this as painless as possible. Unlike our games, which may or may not cause actual pain depending on how badly you're losing.
What Information We Collect
Here's the deal: we collect about as much information as your grandmother collects spam emails. Which is to say, not intentionally and mostly by accident.
- Basic stuff: Like what browser you're using (we're judging you if it's Internet Explorer)
- Game data: High scores, progress, that embarrassing loss streak you're on
- Cookies: Not the delicious kind. The tracking kind. Sorry.
- IP Address: So we know you're not a robot. Unless you are. Hi, robot friend!
What We DON'T Collect
We're not interested in your social security number, your credit card details, your deep dark secrets, or your browser history. Seriously, we don't want to know. Keep that to yourself.
How We Use Your Information
We use your information for highly sophisticated purposes like:
- Making the games actually work (revolutionary concept, we know)
- Remembering your high score so you can brag to friends
- Figuring out which games people actually play versus which ones they click and immediately regret
- Occasionally feeling good about ourselves when we see someone's having fun
Sharing Your Information
We don't share your information with third parties. Why would we? We're not running a data brokerage here. We're making stupid games with AI. There's a difference.
Exception: If legally required (like if the FBI shows up asking who keeps setting the world record in "Click the Button"), we'll comply. But we'll be sad about it.
Cookies Policy
Our site may use cookies. Not the chocolate chip kind (we wish). These are little text files that help the website remember you're you. They're like digital name tags, but less embarrassing at parties.
You can disable cookies in your browser, but then the games might forget who you are. It's like amnesia, but for websites.
Security
We take reasonable precautions to protect your data. Our security measures include:
- Not writing passwords on sticky notes
- Using industry-standard encryption (the fancy kind)
- Hoping nobody tries too hard to hack us because honestly, what would they even steal?
Children's Privacy
If you're under 13, you should probably have a parent or guardian check this out. Not because our games are inappropriate, but because that's what the law says. We follow rules. Sometimes.
Your Rights
You have the right to:
- Know what data we have on you (spoiler: not much)
- Request we delete your data (we'll be sad, but we'll do it)
- Opt out of cookies (your browser can do this)
- Stop playing our games (but why would you want to?)
Changes to This Policy
We might update this policy occasionally when we remember it exists or when lawyers yell at us. If we make major changes, we'll let you know. Probably. Maybe. We'll try.
Contact Us
Got questions about privacy? Concerns? Just want to chat about data protection? Email us at tommygunner@gmail.com. We promise to read it while pretending to understand complicated privacy regulations.
Bottom Line:
We're not evil. We're just trying to make fun games. Your privacy is safe with us
because honestly, we've got better things to worry about.